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  LEGO Bottlegate - Brilliant!

  by The Fall Guy in

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  i can just see bethelites all over the world revelling in the songs of this episode of dubtown.. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=y3xsw59j0ti.

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  I can just see Bethelites all over the world revelling in the songs of this episode of Dubtown.

  https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=y3XSW59j0tI
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  Fundamental Memorial Scripture

  by The Fall Guy in

  1. watchtower
  2. beliefs

  the talk outline issued the usual warning - only those mentioned in revelation 14:1 are allowed to partake of the bread & wine.. revelation 14:1 - then i saw, and look!

  the lamb standing on mount zion, and with him 144,000 who have his name and the name of his father written on their foreheads.

  for active/fading jw's - did your bible reasoning/logic/instincts tell you that the following interpretation makes sense, or did you simply surrender your thinking abilities to others who claimed to be better informed than you?.

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  The talk outline issued the usual warning - only those mentioned in Revelation 14:1 are allowed to partake of the bread & wine.

  Revelation 14:1 - Then I saw, and look! the Lamb standing on Mount Zion, and with him 144,000 who have his name and the name of his Father written on their foreheads.
  

  For active/fading JW's - did your Bible reasoning/logic/instincts tell you that the following interpretation makes sense, or did you simply surrender your thinking abilities to others who claimed to be better informed than you?

  A figurative lamb is figuratively standing on a figurative mountain, with 144,000 literal king/priests who have had two names figuratively stamped on their foreheads?

  4 out of 5 sounds good to you? Imitate the Beroeans.
  
  
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  Almost perfect!

  by The Fall Guy in

  1. social
  2. humour

  after a cruise-ship suffers a terrible shipwreck, the famous beauty and actress scarlett johansson finds herself alone on a deserted island.

  hours pass, and eventually only one other person makes it to the island to join her - a man.. they didn't know each other before the shipwreck, but he of course knew of her due to her beauty & fame.. at the beginning it was hard, but as time passed, this guy learned how to provide food and shelter and started taking care of her.

  she took care of him in return, and eventually she started to really feel a bond with the guy.

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  After a cruise-ship suffers a terrible shipwreck, the famous beauty and actress Scarlett Johansson finds herself alone on a deserted island. Hours pass, and eventually only one other person makes it to the island to join her - a man.

  They didn't know each other before the shipwreck, but he of course knew of her due to her beauty & fame.

  At the beginning it was hard, but as time passed, this guy learned how to provide food and shelter and started taking care of her. She took care of him in return, and eventually she started to really feel a bond with the guy. After all, there wasn't anyone else on the island.

  He eventually built a cabin, had a functioning automatic potable water supply, and all sorts of little clever commodities, all done to make life easier. One night she threw herself at him and they made passionate love. From that point on, they were for all intents and purposes a couple, and continued their relationship. However, for some reason he started drifting away - something was bothering him, and she noticed. "What's wrong?" Scarlett Johansson asked. "Nothing..." the guy would say, and just walk away.

  She pestered him for a while, eventually saying she would do anything he needed or wanted to make him feel good again, because she really cared for him a lot, and even if he wasn't asking, she felt it was the least she could do for him. "Really?, you'll do anything I'd like?"

  "Sure," she said, "anything!"

  "Ok, first I want you to take off your toga and get into this pair of work jeans that somehow washed up on the shore."

  "Ok........"

  "Now put this shirt on please, but first, "tape"up your boobs so they are flat."

  "Wha...? ok, I did say I'd do anything" she said lovingly.

  "Now, take this hat and wear it, but tuck your hair under it."

  She was kinda confused, but nonetheless, she wanted to make him happy, so she tucked her hair under the hat.

  "Now, I'd like for you to grab this piece of soot and paint a beard and moustache on your face."

  "Ok... if this is what you want..." she muttered.

  "Now, please, put on these sunglasses and start walking down the beach. I'll catch up to you in a bit," he said, getting excited.

  She started walking, wondering and doubting herself. She was confused about what had just happened; maybe it wasn't her, maybe it was him?

  Suddenly, the guy grabs her by her shoulder, turns her around and says: "Man! you'll never believe who I've been sleeping with for the past 6 months!"
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  Has Ole Gunnar Solskjaer blown it?

  by The Fall Guy in

  1. social
  2. entertainment

  https://www.bbc.co.uk/sport/football/47987205.

  manchester united football club's new "saviour" manager looks to be going down the same road as his recently sacked predecessor jose mourinho by publicly naming a player/s when things continue to go wrong.. deal with it behind closed doors would be my advice to o.g.s.

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  https://www.bbc.co.uk/sport/football/47987205
  

  Manchester United football club's new "saviour" manager looks to be going down the same road as his recently sacked predecessor Jose Mourinho by publicly naming a player/s when things continue to go wrong.

  Deal with it behind closed doors would be my advice to O.G.S.
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  ***Red Alert for Memorial Avoiders***

  by The Fall Guy in

  1. watchtower
  2. beliefs

  david can't xsplane of the gibbering body is urging jw's to go out in field serve-us today to target their bible studies, return visits, and inactive jw's for a second time with the invitation to the annual rejection of christ - just in case they've "forgotten the date" or "lost their invitation.

  go to 1 minute 45 seconds for the marketing speech.. https://tv.jw.org/#en/mediaitems/webhomeslider/pub-jwb_201904_14_video.

  could the cult's hierarchy be fearing reduced attendances this year - especially of "interested ones"?.

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  David Can't XSplane of the Gibbering Body is urging JW's to go out in Field Serve-Us today to target their Bible Studies, return visits, and inactive JW's for a second time with the invitation to the Annual Rejection of Christ - just in case they've "forgotten the date" or "lost their invitation."

  Go to 1 minute 45 seconds for the marketing speech.

  https://tv.jw.org/#en/mediaitems/WebHomeSlider/pub-jwb_201904_14_VIDEO

  Could the cult's hierarchy be fearing reduced attendances this year - especially of "interested ones"?

  Be prepared for another visit as JW minions obey the 8 Gru's of Warwick.
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  I’m so sad . . .

  by HappyBlessedFree in

  1. jw
  2. experiences

  so my husband asked me if i’m going to the memorial.

  i said “no”.. he asked would it be okay if i take the kids.

  “i would prefer that you didn’t”.. why can’t he see the lies!

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  HBF - your husband will only need a "kick start" to get his motor running. When that happens, get ready for a roller-coaster ride of discovery & discussions.

  Ask him why the hierarchy also got into bed with the Organization for Security and Cooperation in Europe. (OSCE)

  It's like the European political/military subsidiary of the U.N.. Ask him to Google it.

  My JW sister was visibly shaken when I told her I'd got an admission via a 'phone call to UK Bethel. Couldn't handle the truth!
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  What's the point?

  by Incognigo Montoya in

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  it has always baffled me, if earth and it's inhabitants, are god's sole sentient creation (aside from the angel's and demons) along with the animal life, why create such a vast galaxy, along with billions of other galaxies, with their trillions of stars and planets, etc.

  what's the point?

  our galaxy surely would've been enough, in a great void of blackness.

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  You don't understand the universe?????????

  I'm still struggling to understand why I swallowed the org's "truth" faster than a McDonald's chocolate milk shake!
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  How Do They Chose Someone To Be A Member Of The Illustrious Governing Body?

  by Brokeback Watchtower in

  1. watchtower
  2. beliefs

  i'm mean were talking making someone a policy maker for the corporation that can have serious financial consequences.

  i'm sure intelligence is not high on the priority list for this noble office being they hate higher education and consider it a waste of time.. i'm sure they would thoroughly know the party line as any self respecting mind control would never choose an original thinker.

  i'm also sure a lot of ass kissing happens before one gets chosen as a ass wiping helper which seem to be a sort of initiation into governing body corporate politics and a sort of proving ground to show your determination protect the organization from the enemy be they what ever source.

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  Do Catholic monks have the same habit?
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  I got my invite today for a "Special" talk that has already been given 3-4 days ago ?

  by smiddy3 in

  1. watchtower
  2. beliefs

  is that stupid ,lazy, crazy or what ?

  i`m talking about a brochure ?could you call it that ?.

  "you are welcome to attend ".

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  9 apostles + Jesus.

  Judas had already gone to see the Pharisees, and the other apostle had been sent out to buy a few bottles of Macallan whisky - that's why he was not at the meeting!

  UK invitations are printed in Germany. No more printing being done UK.
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  What Does the WTS say is the mark for survival of Armaggeddon--Baptism

  by blondie in

  1. jw
  2. friends

  https://wol.jw.org/en/wol/d/r1/lp-e/1974604?q=mark+baptism&p=par.

  if you have not yet come to know and to accept as a way of life the righteous decrees of jehovah, you have no time to lose.

  you must act quickly if you are to stand before jehovah’s executional forces with the mark of true christian identification.

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  https://wol.jw.org/en/wol/d/r1/lp-e/1989044?q=mark+baptism&p=par
  

  21 ......To be saved we must ‘endure to the end’ of our present life or of this system. (Matthew 24:13) Only if we thus remain faithful as witnesses of Jehovah will baptism save us.

  Yes, JW's, whatever you do, reject outright every scripture which shows that Christians are to be witnesses of Christ - and not of Jehovah:

  Isa. 62:2; Acts 11:26; Matt. 10:18; Mark 13:9; Luke 24: 47,48; Acts 1:8; John 1:15; John 5:37; John 8:18; John 15:26,27; Acts 10:39; Acts 10:43; Acts 13:31; Acts 22:15; Acts 22:20; Acts 23:11; Acts 26:16; 1 Cor. 1:6; 1 Tim. 2:6,7; 2 Tim. 1:8; 1 John 5:9; Rev. 1:9; Rev. 12:17; Rev. 17:6; Rev. 19:10; Rev. 20:4.

  Mr. Rutherford's new "brand name" and re-branding strategy in 1931 worked a treat. Sent those pesky Bible Students into virtual obscurity.